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Sorry we missed you. Membership is now closed.

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Membership is required to attend this special event. Your meal is included with your membership, and a cash bar will be available to serve the beverage of your choice with no required drink minimum.

You must Join the Membership in advance, so we can properly prepare your place. There will be no sales at-the-door.

Membership can still be purchased for $55.

A Captain's Membership provides the premium experience that command rank deserves. Be seated at the front Captain's Tables with enhanced service befitting command rank. The first two beverages are included with your Captain's Membership, served at your Captain's Table by a dedicated steward. Have your souvenir photo with taken the performers.

Enjoy this enhanced experience for only $125. Seating is limited, get it before it warps away.

DUE TO OVERWHELMING DEMAND
We have made arrangements to give you a final 47 hours to purchase one of the few remaining memberships.
There are even a few seats left at The Captain's Table
So act NOW, reservations for the portal must be finalized in 47 hours

Membership will close at 11:59PM EDT on
October 15, 2014 (Earth Calendar).

If purchasing a Membership for someone else, please enter that person's contact information as the "Delivery Address" in PayPal.

Your membership for Terran Comedy Night includes use of the Transit Portal, dinner, the show itself, playbill, and a personalized token signifying your membership in the event which will allow you to pass through the Transit Portal.

For your dining satisfaction, Chief Cook Ohm has assembled a Stellar selection of Out-of-This-World options, including a choice of four entrees, two vegetable sides, two starch sides, and five different desserts, to please even the most Alien palate. In order to ensure we have sufficient fare for everyone's tastes, please select your dining options as part of your Membership Registration.

For those whose diets must consist strictly of vegetable matter, Chief Ohm's assistant, Watt, has included traditional recipes from his home world of Vega. (He insists that the name of his world and his people's diet being similar to a Terran dietary practice with a similar name are both coincidence. We choose to be skeptical, but are happy to leverage the situation for our members' and patrons' benefit.)

Due to the possibility of "mature" subject matter, legal adulthood is required for Membership. Based on local laws at the Transit Portal location, humans must have attained 18 years of age.

If you have any questions, please contact the management at info@spaceportcantina.org.

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